Watch out, Warren Buffet: a 300% return

I won $3 on my ticket! It's not $118 million, but I did earn back my investment stake, with enough left over to buy a small latte. How better to keep the economy afloat?

No one else won the full lottery either, so now the jackpot is up to $136 million. I am going to stiff Starbucks (only get a brewed coffee) and re-invest urr, buy another ticket for Saturday's drawing.

Thus does the economy sink: the lottery is getting my money, not Starbucks. Not to mention basic commodities like toothpaste or another iTune track.