Monday, October 15, 2007

Australian Rules Footballers as Historical (Fictional) Characters

I thought I'd bring up out of a commentary conversation a return to the question of who would play Graham (Gabriel) Mallett in a filmed version of Dorothy Dunnett's Lymond Chronicles. I suggested Kevin McKidd. Kate suggested a player for Melbourne or Essendon. As it turns out, we have a reader who knows her Australian rules footballers. (I, on the other hand, don't even know for sure what that is -- rugby? or what Americans call soccer?) Anyway, she proposes three possibilities. Are any of these the man you meant, Kate?

Mark Johnson

(Standing with a possible Jerrott, were we casting the whole movie with sports stars.)






James Hird

Looking suitably pensive in this photo.









And Dustin Fletcher as a battered Gabriel.







I see, from other photos at the linked-to sites, a ball that cannot be a soccer ball, so I conclude we are talking rugby. You learn something every day.

By the way, the links are worth going towards if only to experience true Hogwarts-like moving photos. On each player's profile, when you first log in, is a running short video of the player. Something about the way they work remind me strongly of the effect in the Potter movies, and I found them strangely off-putting, muggle that I am.

1 comment:

peaceable_tate said...

I don't remember well enough...I think it was probably Mark Johnson though here he is smiling which makes it hard to imagine him as Lymond.

It sounds like a hot game. I wonder if football would be more popular with American women if the players were clad in shorts and tank tops. I've always maintained that is the real reason women love ballet.